Things I have wanted to post on Facebook....

...but have chosen not to.

1. Reminder to those who tailgate for Pirate games: If you are going to bring glass bottles to tailgate, please take them with you when you leave.  As shocking as this may sound, the lease holders really don't like to drive around your broken bottles. Here's a great idea- they now have beer in cans, invest in them.
2. Why is Pittsburgh a classy city? Easy. When you drive down Butler street in Lawrenceville after the Pirates home opener you get to see a young guy opening his passenger side truck door and puking in the street as they inch along in traffic. (You know this was the same guy that broke the beer bottles in Gold Lot 2!)
3. No, it is not acceptable to drive real fast as if you are going to drive through the yellow light and at the last minute decide to break...unless you really want me in your back seat.
4. When you say you are going to be some place and plans change, it is ok to text me and tell me. I really do like waiting an hour in a smokey bar waiting for you to show up when I could be at home sleeping!
5. You really think neon yellow shoes look good on you?
6. Disappointingly 'yinz' is not and acceptable word according to Words with Friends.